From a very young age, Jordan knew that he was put on this planet for one reason: to tell the world’s worst jokes. A mission that he took to heart, so much so that he conned his friends into starting a podcast, so that the terribleness of his jokes would know no bounds.
Juan had realized that he could not achieve his dreams of becoming a professional wrestler. In an attempt to live his dream of dropping Eddie Guerrero style frog splashes on his enemies, he settled for podcasting where he drops metaphorical frog splashes on people, places, and things. He would like people to know that he has two words for you, “heel turn”.
Mostly a collection of questionable choices and esoteric references; when not shouting into a microphone James spends his time writing poems and short stories. Often described as the DMX of the casing game he’s really just seeing how far duct tape and gumption can carry cardboard boat.
While Matt has achieved many great things in his life, most if not all of them have been redacted by various governments around the globe. What we can tell you is that Matt loves baseball, Montana, his family, his dogs, and a nice cold beer on a warm summer day.
Known locally as “The Voice of Reno” the sweet tones of Jose’s voice can be found emitting from any karaoke bar near you. He has a PhD. in Emo music, and has only one weakness: grapefruit.
Claire is a smart, witty, and successful writer whose extensive works were forcibly read by dozens of disenchanted students (and professors) during the four years she wasted getting an English degree. By day she is a paralegal at a criminal defense firm, by night she is a servant to customer service, and in whatever time she has left, she writes.